Friday afternoon; at work, just waiting to go home, and staring at the New Guy’s arse. There he is, standing at the photocopier, oh and now he’s bending down to sort out the paper tray – lovely! He has the most perfect bottom: pert, round, sticks out just far enough to give him a nice shape and make his trousers tight fitting in all the right places. It looks firm, like if he clenched you wouldn’t notice. His buns are narrower than his hips, so he has that nice inward curve at the sides and those trousers cling to every curve and crevice, so there’s a hint of a nice deep crack waiting to be explored and the hand-sized cheeks meet his thighs in lovely, defined ‘U’ shapes – no sagging or creasing there. So this is the rear of the new office lad and he’s working on my floor. I shall now describe the events leading up to this moment:

I first noticed New Office Boy, or NOB as I shall now refer to him, a couple of days ago. He got into the lift after me and stood in front of me, so I had a good view. I rode an extra couple of floors so that I could spend an extra couple of seconds picturing riding his arse! Then, today, I was washing my hands in the bathroom at work, and I saw him in the mirror, coming out of one of the cubicles. He came and stood next to me; we made eye contact in the mirror; I smiled; oh, and then he smiled back with this adorable, genuine, eager, slightly shy, slightly too giggly smile and I knew straight away he was gay. So there you are: the NOB with the gorgeous ARSE is GAY. Shouldn’t really be surprised given that I live in the gay capital of the UK and sometimes it feels as if I’m in the majority at work.

Anyway, nearly time to leave and I’m left with one burning problem: how to get NOB away from the office and on to neutral territory? The trouble is this isn’t a very sociable office. Bar the annual Xmas ‘do’, we’re usually glad to say goodbye to each other at 5pm on Friday and mean it. This is a problem I shall have to put some thought to, as that arse is just too good to pass up! Okay, time to shut down.