Well, it’s official; Autumn’s here. And what’s a boy to do on a chilly, breezy Wednesday evening when the mobile hasn’t vibrated, but wank? I know I’ve been promising myself something a bit special from now on when it’s just me and the ‘old fella’, but on a night like this (thanks Kylie), when you feel like hibernating, any effort is too much effort.
So I decided to use the tried and tested method of gratuitous porn and thumbed through my DVD collection, browsing through such classics as ‘Tighty Whities’, ‘Cock Gun’, and ‘Handball Marathon 3′ (it was sent by mistake, just never got around to changing it) but in a dilemma reminiscent of every trip to Blockbusters, none of them were quite what I was in the mood for. Next stop, Limewire; where an interesting thing happened. If you type “bareback sex” – hey, no judgement, this is porn – it brings up a long list of straight stuff along with the usual gay clips. What the heck, I was in the mood for something a bit different and so I downloaded a video file with the words “double anal penetration” and “fucking pussy” in the title. I’ve never really watched straight porn, apart from a drunken stag night when the Groom decided to put a film on staring Ben Dover (I’ll save the peculiarities of watching porn with straight guys for another post).
What I saw, I have to admit, I liked. I never knew watching some large-breasted brunette getting fucked front and back by huge dicks could get me there as quickly as any hunk laid out on his back enjoying the same. I really got off on watching this stuff, but it does pose the question: why, as a thoroughly gay man, am I turned on by watching women having sex? Could be that it involves taking pleasure from a big, hard cock, but I think it has more to do with straight porn being exotic and deviant when viewed from gay eyes. When you come to regard gay sex as the everyday kind, then straight sex seems somehow a bit naughty, a bit dirtier and reminds you of the feeling you had when you first discovered porn. But there’s a big difference between enjoying the picture on a postcard and actually visiting a place!
Postcards from the vag
So I decided to use the tried and tested method of gratuitous porn and thumbed through my DVD collection, browsing through such classics as ‘Tighty Whities’, ‘Cock Gun’, and ‘Handball Marathon 3′ (it was sent by mistake, just never got around to changing it) but in a dilemma reminiscent of every trip to Blockbusters, none of them were quite what I was in the mood for. Next stop, Limewire; where an interesting thing happened. If you type “bareback sex” – hey, no judgement, this is porn – it brings up a long list of straight stuff along with the usual gay clips. What the heck, I was in the mood for something a bit different and so I downloaded a video file with the words “double anal penetration” and “fucking pussy” in the title. I’ve never really watched straight porn, apart from a drunken stag night when the Groom decided to put a film on staring Ben Dover (I’ll save the peculiarities of watching porn with straight guys for another post).
What I saw, I have to admit, I liked. I never knew watching some large-breasted brunette getting fucked front and back by huge dicks could get me there as quickly as any hunk laid out on his back enjoying the same. I really got off on watching this stuff, but it does pose the question: why, as a thoroughly gay man, am I turned on by watching women having sex? Could be that it involves taking pleasure from a big, hard cock, but I think it has more to do with straight porn being exotic and deviant when viewed from gay eyes. When you come to regard gay sex as the everyday kind, then straight sex seems somehow a bit naughty, a bit dirtier and reminds you of the feeling you had when you first discovered porn. But there’s a big difference between enjoying the picture on a postcard and actually visiting a place!