A couple of months back I met a gay couple, Mark and Aaron, at a friend’s party.
Mark and Aaron are one of those couples whose faces, after long enough spent on the scene, come to be very familiar, even without ever speaking to them. They appear to have been together since the beginning of time and there are plenty of stories about their swinging, open-relationship ways. I guess this is a common enough example among gay guys. Mark and Aaron’s relationship, however, poses a puzzling question, which is debated and theorised the length and breadth of the scene: why would such an incredibly cute guy (Mark) be with someone resembling Lurch from the Adams Family (Aaron). Now, I realise how shallow that last sentence might sound, and that looks aren’t everything, and love knows no bounds, but there are limits.

Many theories have been bandied about, from the cynical: maybe Lurch is sizeably endowed, to the more practical: they’ve found a way to separate sex from their relationship in order to just get on with the business of loving each other while still having hot sex with other guys; one might say ‘having their cock and eating it’. There is a really mean contingent that suspects the ugly one uses the cute one as ‘bait’, but that is mean.

So, it’s common knowledge that Mark and Lurch are constantly on the lookout for new bed buddies to take part in threesomes, foursomes, and orgies (if it’s a special occasion), and I finally got to know them at this party. I can’t claim have been especially drawn to them; they were both very quite and didn’t mingle that much; just hogged a section of sofa for most of the night, but I ended up sitting next to them and we got chatting; found some common interests. I kept looking at them, thinking how this image of them seemed so out of place with their reported sexual exploits. I talked mostly to Lurch; Mark was the quieter of the two, in fact he looked extremely bored for much of the time, occasionally eyeing up a hottie in the room. I didn’t think we particularly ‘gelled’, but at the end of the night, Lurch suggested we exchange numbers – I guess I’d been given the thumbs up. Mainly out of curiosity, rather than politeness, I gave him mine – would I get the call, an invite to Gayboy Mansions?

And so, I did. I got a text from Lurch inviting me to dinner at their place. I should probably write ‘dinner’, as it was quite clear what was on the menu. It had been a while since I’d had a threesome, and I did really fancy the cute one, and I could always leave at any point, so I accepted the invitation.

The night came (I was expecting quite a lot of cuming that night), and after a nice meal and far too much wine, we all started to loosen up and get very flirtatious with each other. I noticed how different they were acting; much louder and more at ease – I found myself really liking them. All the while, in the back of my mind, I was waiting for the sign, for the action to begin, for the three of us to come clean as to why I was there. Mark (the cute one) mentioned something he wanted to show me in their bedroom, so I followed him in there, and soon after we were all relaxing on the bed; Madonna started blasting from the stereo; one of them made a comment about how warm it was; my wine glass, magically, kept re-filling; I made a joke about stripping off, and then the clothes started shedding, at first playfully, and then seriously. I found my head in front of Mark’s bulging boxers – quite a tent pole he had erected – I grabbed the waist band, and lifted it over his large bell-end and down, revealing a very large cock, about 9 inches I would guess; a nice thickness too, not too thin with a throbbing vein running along the underside; nice and straight. I started licking, whilst holding his low hung balls with one hand and reaching up to his chest with the other. I was seeing him naked for the first time – he had a gorgeous body; quite a short guy, very smooth (apart form his legs), with a totally flat stomach and nice, square, chunky abs. He had the sexiest nipples too; dark, largish, low down on his perfect abs. I was just really getting into blowing him, when a pair of hands pulled my head away; I realised it was lurch.

Next it was my turn, and I was laid out on the bed, still with my jeans on. Lurch asked permission from Mark to take my hard cock out, which was granted, and so started sucking me. By now, Lurch was in the buff too, and was certainly not in Mark’s league: lanky, skinny, pale, some ginger fluff and a smaller cock. I closed my eyes and started thinking only about Mark, who started kissing me; they then both had their mouths on my cock, taking it in turns to suck it; it was well hot. One of them (I kept my eyes shut) spread my legs in the air and moved their tongue down to my arse, while the other started deep-throating me; I was in heaven. I looked down and it was Lurch doing some greedy rimming, his tongue now going deep and saliva running down my crack. Mark was gobbling away too. I soon felt a finger enter my arse and start stretching it and I figured what was coming next – I had always dreamed of experiencing a double-fuck; it was kind of the Holy Grail of Sex for me, but Lurch (when he wasn’t out of site, head between my cheeks) was a real turn off – I wanted Mark all to myself. When Mark moved up my body to start kissing me again, I pulled him on top of me, reached down and positioned his cock between my legs, so the head of it was banging into my ringpiece; just feeling that huge piece of meat touching my crack sent me wild, and the need to have it inside me was almost too much, so I whispered in his ear for him to fuck me. Without moving position, he reached to the side and was quickly finishing the opening up of my hole with some lube. In a flash, he had a condom on and was easing his cock into my willing arse. It was soon a fantastic fuck; he had my legs over his shoulders, my arse raised up on some pillows and was going deeper and deeper. We were kissing passionately and we must have been at it for some time before it occurred to me that Lurch had disappeared from the room; oh well, no great loss. I did feel a little bit bad, though. Not bad enough to stop this great fuck, which ended up with me being drilled deep from behind, on all fours, and wanking myself, with Mark fucking me in a standing position. After he came, with one final thrust, and collapsed, exhausted, on my back, I could hold back no longer, and shot all over the bed.

After we had cleaned ourselves up and re-clothed, Mark quietly said he had better go and check on Lurch. I heard him knocking on the bathroom door, and Lurch answering with a shout. Next moment, there were shouts being fired in both directions, and I could make out enough of the words to get the gist. It seemed none of us guys looking in were close to the mark when it came to assessing this relationship. Seems these two are no closer to removing jealousy and the complications of lust and animal attraction from a relationship than the rest of us. I got out of there as quick as I could and left them to it. It hasn’t put me off the idea of threesomes, however, just not with a couple next time.