Apparently there’s a bit of a fuss being made in one Northern Ireland town because it’s come to light in the wider community that a particular public toilet in a town centre shopping mall is doing a roaring trade in toilet trade! The people of Derry don’t seem to happy about this, or the fact that a website is now being used to arrange ‘meetings’ – Saturday afternoon is a particularly popular time.

There’s a lot of whining in the press about this being really bad because of all the families and young people around at that time – personally, I was amazed that some people still use public toilets for anything else – don’t straight people realise that’s what they were invented for. And as for all the families and teens, I’m sure there’s plenty of husbands and young lads making their excuses and popping off for 10 minutes!