One of the things I like to do when I’m bored and a wank over gay porn just doesn’t cut the mustard, is to go hunting for ‘strays’ on ‘straight’ personals sites; Faceparty is a good one. I have invented the term ‘strays’ to describe guys who label themselves ‘straight’, but for all intents and purposes are indistinguishable from us gays.
During my time spent browsing the sexy ‘adult’ pics of hot, young, straight guys on these sites, I have become aware of 4 facts:
The first is that ‘straight’ guys profiles are virtually identical to gay guys profiles – it’s like using Gaydar with your hands tied behind your back. I mean, they’re just as keen as we are to show off their pert little bubble-butts, yet what do they expect a girlie to do with that? No, they’re just desperate for a good poke.
The second is how much ‘straight’ guys like to get naked together (the exposed rear being a particular favourite), record the moment with a camera and then proudly exhibit it. Don’t they realise this is just plain gay?
Third, us gays like nothing more than a proudly displayed member on a web profile; we don’t have time to skirt the issue, but I don’t understand the same approach by ‘straight’ guys – I can’t really believe that girls think like us gays, see a nice hard, thick cock on a guy’s profile and decide “I gotta go straight round there and sit on that”! yet so many guys on Faceparty choose to include the full-on, hard-on shot. Could it be that it’s not really for the girls, but for the boys instead?
Finally, why do half the guys think it’s original and funny to – instead of coming up with the goods – put a picture of either a) them giving the finger or b) a picture of a cannabis plant in the ‘adult’ pics section. For a ‘stray’ hunter like me, it’s very frustrating!
‘Strays’
One of the things I like to do when I’m bored and a wank over gay porn just doesn’t cut the mustard, is to go hunting for ‘strays’ on ‘straight’ personals sites; Faceparty is a good one. I have invented the term ‘strays’ to describe guys who label themselves ‘straight’, but for all intents and purposes are indistinguishable from us gays.
During my time spent browsing the sexy ‘adult’ pics of hot, young, straight guys on these sites, I have become aware of 4 facts:
The first is that ‘straight’ guys profiles are virtually identical to gay guys profiles – it’s like using Gaydar with your hands tied behind your back. I mean, they’re just as keen as we are to show off their pert little bubble-butts, yet what do they expect a girlie to do with that? No, they’re just desperate for a good poke.
The second is how much ‘straight’ guys like to get naked together (the exposed rear being a particular favourite), record the moment with a camera and then proudly exhibit it. Don’t they realise this is just plain gay?
Third, us gays like nothing more than a proudly displayed member on a web profile; we don’t have time to skirt the issue, but I don’t understand the same approach by ‘straight’ guys – I can’t really believe that girls think like us gays, see a nice hard, thick cock on a guy’s profile and decide “I gotta go straight round there and sit on that”! yet so many guys on Faceparty choose to include the full-on, hard-on shot. Could it be that it’s not really for the girls, but for the boys instead?
Finally, why do half the guys think it’s original and funny to – instead of coming up with the goods – put a picture of either a) them giving the finger or b) a picture of a cannabis plant in the ‘adult’ pics section. For a ‘stray’ hunter like me, it’s very frustrating!