My beautiful new Apple laptop arrived today and it is possibly the gayest piece of equipment I have owned, apart from my cock! They even make the unpackaging process into an event to be savored; every piece meticulously thought out and designed – it’s a bit like undressing the perfectly fitted tailoring from a handsome guy with the promise of a perfect package underneath.

It’s currently laid out on my bed, its power light purring away. If it were human, it would be a teenage lad: slim, pops up at the slightest touch and goes with anything. My only quibble is that I wanted a black one, but that costs more, so mine is white.

To prove how gay my new laptop is, it comes fully equipped with a tiny built in webcam – hmm, wonder what that gets used for. I was slightly taken aback when, during the setup process, my face suddenly appeared large onscreen – that cheeky little camera didn’t wait to be asked. However, once I managed to capture an okay pic for my icon, I thought to myself I don’t look too bad onscreen. I’ve never ‘performed’ online before, but I have a funny little feeling my new mac wants to make me a star! So, anyone know of any good webcam chat rooms?