At what point did pubic hair, indeed any body hair, disappear from the now totally smooth bodies of male porn stars? It must have been very recently and it must have been by stealth, but it’s now a rare sight that you see the smallest whisker on the nether regions of many porn actors, let alone a healthy bush, but why so? I don’t remember it being like this even a couple of years ago, but pubic hair seems to have gone the way of chest hair – soon it will be a niche fetish with sites dedicated to guys that are nothing more than normal.

The Anti-Pube lobby have been very successful it seems and it’s got to the point where you don’t even think twice about 2 guys fucking who have absolutely no body hair, and it’s jarring when you see an untouched rug. But that’s porn, and to be honest I think I would laugh if I undressed a guy to find not a single hair down there – I mean it’s one thing to keep it trim, but put the razor away lads. The funniest thing I saw recently was a naked porn star sporting what looked like a Hitler moustache above his willy!

So what will the next craze to make guys even less masculine be? Adam’s Apple removal perhaps? Personally if I wanted to have sex with something so smooth, I’d be straight.