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When even your fuck buddy gets hitched
I needed to get laid the other night so I texted a reliable fuck buddy who I’ve not called on for some time – turns out he’s got engaged to his boyfriend and the wedding’s next month. Needless to say he “doesn’t do that sort of thing anymore”. I won’t hold my breath for an [...]
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Fuck; it’s over
The end of a relationship always seems to be the same – in my experience, anyway. It reminds me of that scene in Animal Farm where the other animals are looking on and, to their dawning horror, the pigs start to resemble the former, human masters who the animals toppled, and history repeats. I’m not [...]
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Selective fucking, not breeding
A friend of mine has upset another friend by referring to his boyfriend as a “walking dildo” and suggesting they’re only together because the boyfriend is hot and they have an amazing gay sex life. Which was out of line and also missing the point. We live in a culture that says we should value [...]
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